A long, long time ago, on a planet far, far away… In a galaxy millions of miles from human civilisation, a small family of lovable friendly aliens lived happily & began to collate the most interesting, fun, crazy, gadgets & toys that could only be regarded as, well…
Out of this world!
At home one day, Daddy alien realised all these fun attributes had filled their space garage to the brim. They promptly decided to look for another place to pass on their bemuzing range of wonderful stuff to the most deserving mortal's they could find, at an unbelievable rate of exchange.
Whilst searching the galaxy, our young explorer came across a tiny little planet called Earth. All the funny cohabitants were rushing around all of their sun hours, mostly looking like they needed & deserved an extra chuckle in their life… Or maybe 2.
This is the Place! Our young explorer proclaimed! (As he used his new phone app to translate his Martian dialect in the local vocabulary to all who would offer a friendly ear) from that day on, the amazing Planet Bemuzed was created on the very doorstep of the most vibrant, colourful enchanting location on this entire planet… The West Midlands of England.
And so from that day forward all the wacky, wonderful gadgets, gifts & toys became available to the masses. Hope, light hearted fun and enjoyment was delivered to the much deserved & appreciative Earthlings…
Because after all, growing old is inescapable …
…But growing up is voluntary!